LUSH · 2005

Honey I Washed The Kids

LUSH Honey I Washed The Kids bottle, a gourmand perfume
Longevity Long-lasting5-8 hours
Projection ModerateFills your personal space
Polarising Divisive
gourmand sweet warm intimate

Warm honey caramel drizzled with vanilla

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Snapshot

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About This Perfume
Honey I Washed The Kids by Lush is a fragrance for women and men. The fragrance features Toffee, Honey, Caramel, Vanilla, Brazilian Orange and Bergamot. "Oh honey! A Lush classic, this sweet scent has been a fan fave for decades. Now it's here in a wearable spray so you can smell like toffee all day long! One spritz of honey-caramel decadence and you'll be simply irresistible. Scent notes of buttery toffee and warm vanilla create a cozy, nostalgic fragrance that'll leave you smelling beeautiful." - a note from the brand.
Occasion
Casual · date
Projection
Gender lean
The verdict

Best for

Best for
  • Casual
  • Date
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The Brand

LUSH

LUSH is a UK-based cosmetics house whose fragrance range, the Gorilla Perfume line, is built around unusual note choices and includes solid and shared-oil formats alongside standard eau de parfum. Of the 62 LUSH perfumes listed, prices fall between roughly $19 and $270. Look first at LUSH Lust, LUSH Lord of Misrule or LUSH Rose Jam, the three the communities Scendira tracks mention most.

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Every other house is on the Scendira brands page, and floral perfumes and woody perfumes gather similar scents.

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